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maltese gossipers 

Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
One who gossips...? It's pretty straightforward.
S: "Who's that?"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
gossiper by FetusWhisperer April 19, 2015

Gossiple 

Where the gossip of one or more individuals is taken as the truth in all situations wether accurate or not.
This is the gossiple truth according to Mrs Jones.
Gossiple by Kay Duff June 11, 2008

Vagina Gossipper 

When a normally cool male, starts acting like a sniveling little bitchy girl who spreads rumors.
Man 1: whassup wit u and kelsey?
VaginaGossiper: man shes a bitch. she dont like me cuz shes a lesbo

*vagina gossipper to whole school*: Kelseys a lesbo i saw her fingering another chick

man 1: dude stop bein a vagina gossipper.

Gossiple 

When people gossip about inspirational stuff.
We truly enjoy gossiple because it really touches people's hearts

Gossipecons

Gossipecon - A person who gossips indefinitely.
Gossipecons - when two or more people gossip indefinitely.
Ugh! Those cheerleaders are a bunch of gossipecons.
Gossipecons by Challa Sarah February 16, 2026
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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