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Trevor searched Gropeon and found a great deal on a public groping.
Gropeon by Mujibar O'Conner September 5, 2011
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Gropenfuhrer 

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."
Governator Gropenfuhrer
Gropenfuhrer by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.
Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.
Gropeopotamus by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Gropenator 

Any Greek/Italian guy who cannot control his actions after consuming way too much alcohol and starts groping girls at parties, bars, or clubs and also gets as low as possible on the dance floor in the process. See also Depper.
The Gropenator pounded 12 beers and started grabbing as many random girls that he could find while getting low on the dance floor at the club.
Gropenator by Ry-Guy January 9, 2005

Gropenfuhrer 

Nickname given by cartoonist Gary Trudeau to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California.
Gropenfuhrer, what is your policy for recovering California's Economy?
Gropenfuhrer by JonathanChance December 4, 2003

Gropeandhope 

To grab a women's breast and hope she will reciprocate instead of macing you.
Just as I was about to exit the car I thought about using the gropeandhope on her.

Orange von Gropenpussy 

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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