Definitions by DiamondGriefingMC

fionn

A person in power who knowingly abuses such power to get what they want, who is a cunt and generally a bad dude

“Oh my god dude, stop banning people for no reason! You’re such a Fionn”

fionn by DiamondGriefingMC July 16, 2020

dick 

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

dick by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

St. Louis Cardinals 

The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.

Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

St. Louis Cardinals by DiamondGriefingMC May 31, 2018

Orange von Gropenpussy 

Donald Trump.

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.

Orange von Gropenpussy by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018

me 

The sexiest motherfucking bitch / cunt on the planet. Not you, reader, me. The person that's writing this.

Me: Fuck me in the pussy, Daddy
Donald Trump: OK

me by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018