Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

Gropeopotamus by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

grotopotamus

a word describing a woman living in groton, ct. usually over weight; if not over weight than stick thin with the figure of a straw, ugly, missing or crooked teeth, disgusting thing. almost always seen at crystal mall trying to snag a sub schooler while her husband is out to sea; if she is single BEWARE shes out to trap a man, use his life savings to buy herself a ring, brainwash into marriage and in a few years divorce for a fresh new submariner.

if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!

Hey did you see his wife, shes pretty hot...... Sorry no bro shes a grotopotamus.

grotopotamus by John Strong Man August 13, 2007

grotopotamus

A hideous female companion of a Navy person in the Groton CT area. On the prowel for Navy sailors attending school or stationed in Groton, CT. Looking to nail that young subschooler virgin for the first time and use him for his benefits and/or monetary resources. Usually fat, always ugly. Sometimes unexplainably stuck up, and arrogant without a cause. Should never be allowed to reproduce. Any Nuke stationed in the area is taken aback by how ugly these women are since they didnt attend subschool.

Sailor 1: Dude, we gotta go looking for chicks tonight
Sailor 2: Yeah that's cool, but we gotta steer clear of any grotopotamus uglies!
Sailor 3(pathetic subschooler destined to get one knocked up): i'll take one for the team!

grotopotamus by NukeLight December 12, 2009

Gropeapotamus

Unpleasant, groping fat old man. Often found pretending to be President.

Donald Trump is the biggest Gropeapotamus on earth.

Gropeapotamus by Andy Willard March 17, 2017

grippopotamus 

A morbidly obese woman with feral grip that could kill a man instantly. If she catches you with your pants down, her grip could lock you into your final position as her vacuum sealed semen extraction tool removes your soul from your shaft.

I want a grippopotamus for gripmas.
This grippopotamus that I work with has been giving me the eyes; it might not be the worst way to go.

grippopotamus by One-eyed Willie July 24, 2023