Groof

A multi-purpose word that can be used in any situation if need be.

Originated by mispronoucing the name "Griff" from the popular web-series "Red vs. Blue".

You groofed Groof you team-groofing grooftard!

by Kickass McTastic January 8, 2008

Groof

A mixture between woof and grr

Old man- hey what’s up sexc
Person- GROOF GROOF GROOF

by Macleedb March 19, 2021

groof

(noun) To smear feces on; the rubbing of one's waste on objects

Student #1: I can't believe that idiot groofed on the bathroom walls.

Student #2: That's disgusting.

by William Stevens October 18, 2012

groof

The face. This definition of the word evolved from the old English term grovel as slang by those whose speech was impaired, and also as the word was used by people in the West Midlands of the UK who have very odd accents. The meaning 'to face' then came about as when people were groveling they would face the subject while they did so, therefore the word soon became to mean to 'face' someone.
These days the translation is literal and means the 'face'.

'she was so ugly she had a groof like a smashed crab.

by Gregor Tyler November 20, 2007

Groof

This refers to a women who has extremely hairy genitels. Often used as a derogatory term

See last night mate, a gave that girls groof a lick out.

by Urban changer April 7, 2017

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Goof Juice

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime

now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020

by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020