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A multi-purpose word that can be used in any situation if need be.

Originated by mispronoucing the name "Griff" from the popular web-series "Red vs. Blue".
You groofed Groof you team-groofing grooftard!
Groof by Kickass McTastic January 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
A mixture between woof and grr
Old man- hey what’s up sexc
Person- GROOF GROOF GROOF
Groof by Macleedb March 19, 2021
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groof Groofer groofie groofy Groofle groofmeh goof goofball goofed Gloof
(noun) To smear feces on; the rubbing of one's waste on objects
Student #1: I can't believe that idiot groofed on the bathroom walls.

Student #2: That's disgusting.
groof by William Stevens October 18, 2012
The face. This definition of the word evolved from the old English term grovel as slang by those whose speech was impaired, and also as the word was used by people in the West Midlands of the UK who have very odd accents. The meaning 'to face' then came about as when people were groveling they would face the subject while they did so, therefore the word soon became to mean to 'face' someone.
These days the translation is literal and means the 'face'.
'she was so ugly she had a groof like a smashed crab.
groof by Gregor Tyler November 20, 2007
This refers to a women who has extremely hairy genitels. Often used as a derogatory term
See last night mate, a gave that girls groof a lick out.
Groof by Urban changer April 7, 2017

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Goof Juice 

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime
now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020
Goof Juice by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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