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A multi-purpose word that can be used in any situation if need be.

Originated by mispronoucing the name "Griff" from the popular web-series "Red vs. Blue".
You groofed Groof you team-groofing grooftard!
Groof by Kickass McTastic January 8, 2008
Words you can keep
A mixture between woof and grr
Old man- hey what’s up sexc
Person- GROOF GROOF GROOF
Groof by Macleedb March 19, 2021
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groof Groofer groofie groofy Groofle groofmeh goof goofball goofed Gloof
(noun) To smear feces on; the rubbing of one's waste on objects
Student #1: I can't believe that idiot groofed on the bathroom walls.

Student #2: That's disgusting.
groof by William Stevens October 18, 2012
The face. This definition of the word evolved from the old English term grovel as slang by those whose speech was impaired, and also as the word was used by people in the West Midlands of the UK who have very odd accents. The meaning 'to face' then came about as when people were groveling they would face the subject while they did so, therefore the word soon became to mean to 'face' someone.
These days the translation is literal and means the 'face'.
'she was so ugly she had a groof like a smashed crab.
groof by Gregor Tyler November 20, 2007
This refers to a women who has extremely hairy genitels. Often used as a derogatory term
See last night mate, a gave that girls groof a lick out.
Groof by Urban changer April 7, 2017

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Goof Juice 

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime
now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020
Goof Juice by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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