Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

gronkasaurus

a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person but a good friend. Not used as an insult

Jessy is my little gronkasaurus

by LiL baybee gurl <3 August 10, 2007

Gronkapie

When you eat pie with your grandpa

I love the times when i gronkapied

by Abadon March 5, 2019

gronka

A particularly large or sticky bogey characterised by its obstinacy and reluctance to be removed.

For fuck's sake, that gronka was so big, I needed a shovel to get the bastard out - I felt like I was pulling my brain out of my nose!!!

Gerald flushed crimson with embarrassment as Hermione gestured delicately towards the abseiling gronka swinging from Gerald's nostril, "Gerald dearest, may I draw your attention to the giant green bat hanging from your cave"

by TKBK April 20, 2008

Gronkadonk

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.

Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)

by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018

gronkage

1. Gronkage (adj)
Pron. Gronk-idge
The degree to which one bears gronk-like qualities.

2. Gronkage (noun)
Pron. Gronk-are-gay
Like a Hokage, but instead of ninja he/she runs a dojo of gronks-in-training.

3. Gronkage (adj. 2)
Pron. Gronk-idge
Activities which require the one performing them to possess gronkage ^(1).

1. Gronks typically possess a large amount of gronkage.

2. The local Gronkage can often be seen performing public displays of gronkage.

3. Gronkage is frowned upon or laughed at in mockery of the gronks in gronkage.

by Cuntos 420 July 26, 2021