gronka

A particularly large or sticky bogey characterised by its obstinacy and reluctance to be removed.

For fuck's sake, that gronka was so big, I needed a shovel to get the bastard out - I felt like I was pulling my brain out of my nose!!!

Gerald flushed crimson with embarrassment as Hermione gestured delicately towards the abseiling gronka swinging from Gerald's nostril, "Gerald dearest, may I draw your attention to the giant green bat hanging from your cave"

gronka by TKBK April 20, 2008

Gronk Spike 

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

Gronk Spike by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

Gronay 

A derogatory expression for black people used by non-blacks derived from a loose interpretation of negro read backwards.

Initially popularized by the native-Spanish speakers at Chili's Bar and Grill at the Beacon Center in Miami, Florida, circa 1996-1998.

I would recommend locking your car doors when traveling through Overtown - there is an abundance of Gronays here.

Gronay by Beacon Crew August 21, 2008

gronkh 

One of the most caring people you'll ever meet. Being a gronkh means to be down to earth despite any admiration, to help people through tough times and wanting the best for everyone around. A gronkh is easily able to make people smile with his warmly attitude and great humor. He's a great entertainer in many ways and tries to deal with serious topics in the best way he can imagine. Sometimes a gronkh tends to underdestimate himself with sentences like "I only make videos" or "I'm just a human". We'll, in general he might be right, but a gronkh should always be aware of the fact that he won't be forgotten from many, many, many people.

It's a PUUUMAAA!!!!!!! - No, it's a gronkh.

gronkh by Wolfsmops March 5, 2020

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad by typobeast September 13, 2023

gronk 

Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)

1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!

gronk by Carbona_Not_Glue September 1, 2009

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board 

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board by niggerger October 4, 2023