A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.
Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.
Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...
Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'