unskinny-bob's definitions

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

succubutt

A succubus that prefers anal. This usually means pegging, but can also mean that she takes it in the ass.

Dude: I had the strangest dream last night. Some demonic bitch fucked me in the ass with a strap-on.
Man: Dude, you were visited by a succubutt.

by unskinny-bob April 29, 2025

dogboner

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

PedoCannibal

Someone who fucks then eats a child.

PedoCannibal: The baby's flesh is so sweet and tender.

by unskinny-bob November 23, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

dogjob

Oral sex with a dog

I want a dogjob

by unskinny-bob November 1, 2021