9 definitions by unskinny-bob

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

dogboner

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

PedoCannibal

Someone who fucks then eats a child.

PedoCannibal: The baby's flesh is so sweet and tender.

by unskinny-bob November 23, 2022

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.

He is such a gooky egg.

by unskinny-bob February 5, 2021

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

frogging

A sexual act whereby you put a frog down your pants, it hops against your genitals bringing you to orgasm.

I like frogging.

by unskinny-bob May 18, 2021