unskinny-bob's definitions

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

gookfucker

Someone (usually a white female) who is so obsessed with modern asian culture (anime, k-pop, etc) that they only date asian guys.

She is a gookfucker.

by unskinny-bob June 20, 2021

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

frogging

A sexual act whereby you put a frog down your pants, it hops against your genitals bringing you to orgasm.

I like frogging.

by unskinny-bob May 18, 2021

succubutt

A succubus that prefers anal. This usually means pegging, but can also mean that she takes it in the ass.

Dude: I had the strangest dream last night. Some demonic bitch fucked me in the ass with a strap-on.
Man: Dude, you were visited by a succubutt.

by unskinny-bob April 29, 2025

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.

He is such a gooky egg.

by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021