unskinny-bob's definitions

gookfucker

Someone (usually a white female) who is so obsessed with modern asian culture (anime, k-pop, etc) that they only date asian guys.

She is a gookfucker.

by unskinny-bob June 20, 2021

succubutt

A succubus that prefers anal. This usually means pegging, but can also mean that she takes it in the ass.

Dude: I had the strangest dream last night. Some demonic bitch fucked me in the ass with a strap-on.
Man: Dude, you were visited by a succubutt.

by unskinny-bob April 29, 2025

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

dogboner

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

dogjob

Oral sex with a dog

I want a dogjob

by unskinny-bob November 1, 2021

PedoCannibal

Someone who fucks then eats a child.

PedoCannibal: The baby's flesh is so sweet and tender.

by unskinny-bob November 23, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022