unskinny-bob's definitions

dogboner

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

dogjob

Oral sex with a dog

I want a dogjob

by unskinny-bob November 1, 2021

gookfucker

Someone (usually a white female) who is so obsessed with modern asian culture (anime, k-pop, etc) that they only date asian guys.

She is a gookfucker.

by unskinny-bob June 20, 2021

PedoCannibal

Someone who fucks then eats a child.

PedoCannibal: The baby's flesh is so sweet and tender.

by unskinny-bob November 23, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.

He is such a gooky egg.

by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021