glocksucker
glocksucker by MN_Jack76 May 11, 2008
Words you can keep
glocksucker
A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.
Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.
Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...
Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.
Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.
Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...
Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.
Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.
glocksucker by DaSquariusGreen August 31, 2016
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clocksucker
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004
Clocksucker
A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money
Clocksucker by Rob Eback August 7, 2007
glock sucker
Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one
glock sucker by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021
clocksucker
The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.
clocksucker by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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