glocksucker

People who believe Glock is the best handgun made are glocksuckers.

Melvin is a real knee-burning glocksucker.

by MN_Jack76 May 11, 2008

glocksucker

A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.

Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.

Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...

Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.

Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.

by DaSquariusGreen August 31, 2016

clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

Gockmucker

Someone who likes eating out ass and gets shit on their face.

Did you know that Andrew is a gockmucker?

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

glock sucker

When you are suckered in to thinkIng Glock is the only good pistol .

Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one

by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021

clocksucker

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.

"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"

by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022