Groka

A person which you meet and then realize you should go for their best friend. If you don't realize it yourself, your friends let you know.

A: I'm talking to this guy.
B: Ugh he's such a Groka. You should talk to his best friend instead.

by ajsa May 22, 2022

Moana Groana

A woman who enjoys sex.

Wonda Wonderpig is a major Moana Groana!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

Shyamalan Groan

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie

"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*

by The Minn September 22, 2010

gökalp

Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!

Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.

by cennokus March 21, 2020

to groke

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food

My cat used to groke at my every meal.

by MamsellDee May 5, 2016

groager

Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.

"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"

by cdhally September 19, 2013