Grojgl

When a person eats a fish that is still alive

I ate fish yesterday. It was still alive. What a Grojgl

by Dekalijum September 14, 2023

groogle

1. A sad type of person who spends hours randomly pushing words into google word and image searches because they are so bored - they would call it research.

2. The sadder type of the above in that they only google their own name in multi-varied formats, hoping to discover that they are are famous, or even exist.

Jim: You seen Herbert lately.
Jon: No, he just stays in doing some kind of weird internet research. He's turned into a right groogle.
Jim: What's his research project?
Jon: He's researching himself. He just hits on Herbert.
Jim: What a groogle!

by chris firth October 9, 2006

groogly

a combination of a grogginess and random weird behavior.. but groovier

Jarrod was acting all groogly at 4am outside Sproul hall.

by jonathan and victoria and andrew and joyce November 11, 2008

Groglyn

When you drink so much spotchka that you turn into a little green bogman, and are unable to speak intelligibly for the rest of your life

Guy at bar: "Whoa! Dude! Look at that fucking groglyn over there!"
Groglyn: "Judge me by my size, do you"

by Dog reference January 21, 2022

Groggles

When you sleep for 10 hours and you still wake up tired.

Every single day i have the groggles.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Growgle

To search for something on Google when you're pissed off.

I was so pissed at Amber that I need to growgle some porn just to calm down.

by jawzjawz September 13, 2011

Gronglestomp

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle

1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp

by gardiel May 20, 2022