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1. A sad type of person who spends hours randomly pushing words into google word and image searches because they are so bored - they would call it research.

2. The sadder type of the above in that they only google their own name in multi-varied formats, hoping to discover that they are are famous, or even exist.
Jim: You seen Herbert lately.
Jon: No, he just stays in doing some kind of weird internet research. He's turned into a right groogle.
Jim: What's his research project?
Jon: He's researching himself. He just hits on Herbert.
Jim: What a groogle!
groogle by chris firth October 9, 2006
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a combination of a grogginess and random weird behavior.. but groovier
Jarrod was acting all groogly at 4am outside Sproul hall.
When you drink so much spotchka that you turn into a little green bogman, and are unable to speak intelligibly for the rest of your life
Guy at bar: "Whoa! Dude! Look at that fucking groglyn over there!"
Groglyn: "Judge me by my size, do you"
Groglyn by Dog reference January 21, 2022

Groggles 

When you sleep for 10 hours and you still wake up tired.
Every single day i have the groggles.
To search for something on Google when you're pissed off.
I was so pissed at Amber that I need to growgle some porn just to calm down.
Growgle by jawzjawz September 13, 2011

Gronglestomp 

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle
1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022