Groggles
Every single day i have the groggles.
Groggles by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005
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Groggles
A group of top class lads who consistently abuse each other for the approval of the other members of the group
Me and the groggles are heading out
Groggles by SagBol time July 20, 2019
Groggles
Fanon Goggles
When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"
Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014
Desert Goggles
When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?
Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!
Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.
Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!
Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.
Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010
Cum Goggles
Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.
1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
Cum Goggles by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019
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