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A person that is the mix between a gronk and the website www.google.com. This person is full of useless information and doesnt know anything about relevent events.
Sam: "How do you make cheese?"
Grongle: "Swiss cheese has holes in it"

Bob: "... and then i went to sleep."
Grongle: "The Diameter of jupiter is 1.3 times ten to the power of six."
grongle by Potato Chip February 10, 2004
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Someone who refuses to accept steam gifts
"Damn, Sophie keeps declining my steam gifts! What a grongle!"
Grongle by WiseIntelectual123451 December 30, 2019
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Someone who doesn't accept steam gifts
"Damn, Sophie declined my steam gift again! What a grongle!
Grongle by WiseIntelectual123451 December 30, 2019

Grongle Bonger 

Hey Barrette, your 're such a Grongle Bonger
Grongle Bonger by Blue Grongle February 1, 2024
Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.
That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.
Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021
A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018
1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
gongle by G11D September 16, 2011
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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