grongle

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A person that is the mix between a gronk and the website www.google.com. This person is full of useless information and doesnt know anything about relevent events.

Sam: "How do you make cheese?"
Grongle: "Swiss cheese has holes in it"

Bob: "... and then i went to sleep."
Grongle: "The Diameter of jupiter is 1.3 times ten to the power of six."

grongle by Potato Chip February 10, 2004

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Grongle

Someone who refuses to accept steam gifts

"Damn, Sophie keeps declining my steam gifts! What a grongle!"

Grongle by WiseIntelectual123451 December 30, 2019

Related Words

grongle • Grongle Bonger • grongledonk • grongleferb • Gronglestomp • Grungle • gringle • groggle • groogle • grangle

Grongle

Someone who doesn't accept steam gifts

"Damn, Sophie declined my steam gift again! What a grongle!

Grongle by WiseIntelectual123451 December 30, 2019

Grongle Bonger

People who enjoy eating fireworks

Hey Barrette, your 're such a Grongle Bonger

Grongle Bonger by Blue Grongle February 1, 2024

Grangle

Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.

That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.

Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021

Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018

gongle

1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc

Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"

gongle by G11D September 16, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026