Definitions by Mufgeefugger1

Toddilumpkin 

When you’re on a commercial plane, sitting in coach and turn yourself upside down in your seat, jack off and blow your load all over your wife’s face.

Dude…I had the most amazing flight back from Paris…I watched John Wick 3 AND 4 and then I dropped a Toddilumpkin all over my wife’s face…it was AWESOME!!

Toddilumpkin by Mufgeefugger1 August 20, 2023

Kevin Groinin 

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria

Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once

Kevin Groinin by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021

Hitao 

A member of a species of cornhole artists known for impregnating junior staff and causing a chain reaction that costs producers millions

Remember when that bitch Hitao was here? That fool was such a disaster even the Terrence’s weren’t safe!

Hitao by Mufgeefugger1 September 8, 2018

Kevin Cronads 

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat

Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...

Kevin Cronads by Mufgeefugger1 September 7, 2018