Grogurt 

The Term for Semen, specifically with guys names that Start with GR

Damn last night, this bitch sucked me up like a tube of Grogurt

Grogurt by Mixtape325 September 6, 2023

Gogurt 

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

Gogurt by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

Gogurting 

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.

I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.

Gogurting by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

Guatemalan GoGurt 

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

Guatemalan GoGurt by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

gogurt shots 

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.

James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"

gogurt shots by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011

gogurt 

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.

one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.

gogurt by Nicoleeeeeeeeeeee. July 28, 2006

Gogurt 

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

Gogurt by The pig god October 25, 2017