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A Grogman is someone who leaves the status online for 5 hours and when the see you called them, they ring you back like they have never had a missed call in there life even if you call them 500 times.
I called grogman 500 time and not one time he answered
Grogman by totallynotjojohaha000 November 21, 2022
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Taking a Grogan 

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018

reverse grogan 

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
reverse grogan by Boon March 9, 2004

GRomania 

Greece and Romania combined to make GRomania, kickass place, owns with Europe
Guy:Hey man lets go to Italy.
Cool Guy:Wth man lets go to KICKASS GRomania!!!
GRomania by AriMitro October 26, 2006
A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
grogan by el dav July 18, 2004