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It's the type of man that resembles a pencil-thin crackhead that may or may not actually be female.
Lax bros love Grobmans- and they should get tested because of their constant contact with disgusting Grobmans.
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Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.
What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.
Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004
A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.
Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013
AKA a man named Grogman. He is a very salty boy. He likes roblox very much. He watches roblox porn, and masturbates to it. He gets pissed off if anyone says roblox is trash to him.
Why is there so much Grogman on my fries?
Grogman by Saltyboy#69 July 8, 2017

GRomania 

Greece and Romania combined to make GRomania, kickass place, owns with Europe
Guy:Hey man lets go to Italy.
Cool Guy:Wth man lets go to KICKASS GRomania!!!
GRomania by AriMitro October 26, 2006

Grobania 

The place where Grobanites come from, or where they hang out. See Grobanite.
C'mon, all you Grobanites, let's go to the M & G and hang out in Grobania.
Grobania by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Grobmaul 

The use of one's penis as a club or mace to harm the elderly.
Guy 1:Dude sorry about your grandma dying.
Guy 2:It's alright.
Guy 1: How'd she go?
Guy 2: Got some viagras and gave that bitch a grobmaul.
Grobmaul by TreEtan March 20, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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