Groffing 

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

Groffing by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

Gronfing 

Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.

"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."

Gronfing by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015

Graffing Out 

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

Graffing Out by S2KJ October 5, 2009

Geoffing 

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.

“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”

Geoffing by Mowen93 October 19, 2019

groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Gruffing 

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

Gruffing by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Goffing 

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

Goffing by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009