Groffing
To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.
Groffing by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022
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Gronfing
Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.
"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."
Gronfing by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
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Graffing Out
The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.
Graffing Out by S2KJ October 5, 2009
Geoffing
Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Gruffing
Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.
Gruffing by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010
Goffing
the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class
Goffing by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009
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