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Geoffing 

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
Geoffing by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
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Geoffing 

Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.
Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.
Geoffing by The Great Divide July 9, 2010
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groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.
Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!
groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Geoffinately 

More definate than definate.
A promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.
Only death or similar will prevent this from happening.
Not to be confused with definately.
"I will geoffinately be in the pub on Friday."
Translation: "I will be in the pub on Friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded."
the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class
While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.
Goffing by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009

Groffing 

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.
“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”
Groffing by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

Geoffin' 

"Dude, I was so geoffin' it today." "Yeah, dude, you really got those coupons."
Geoffin' by PMGC April 8, 2010
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