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Grotch
An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
Groch
A skinny white Indian kid who's smile represents such of a monkey, A Groch also tends to get extremely angry over very insignificant things such as dying in Fortnite when Molo kills him and when he lose 10 nil to Charlie and Joel in a box fight (because he's trash).
Example of groch in a sentence:
Barry Scott: "Wow he is such a groch,"
Jim Smithel: "yeah i would never want to be a groch!"
Barry Scott: "Wow he is such a groch,"
Jim Smithel: "yeah i would never want to be a groch!"
Groch by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020
groucho marx
groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006
Greach
Greach by PandaVonPandahead February 2, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.