Groachzilla

A large bug found in the back roads of North Carolina. If it enters your vehicle, it may cause the driver to flee the vehicle in a hurry.

We were driving down a dirt road and groachzilla appeared inside the car.

by GIngerman July 29, 2023

Groachzilla

A large bug found in the back roads of North C

We were driving down a dirt road on our vacation and Groachzilla appeared in our SUV.

by GIngerman July 29, 2023

Goochzilla

A term used to describe people who do nothing but good.

Boy 1:"what a goody goody, she thinks she is perfetct.

Girl 1:"ya what a goochzilla"

by Fatguyrunning41 June 19, 2011

Goochzilla

Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.

Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.

by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009