groach

v.

To pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.

"Man! My pussy is so torn up from groaching with Timothy last night. That was the worst idea I ever had!"

by Minxatron October 1, 2006

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groach

to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. This is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.

Mike got totally groached out by Josiah.

by groacher June 6, 2010

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Groach

Expolsion of air orally with grating sounds, similar to a belch (AKA noisy belch).

“After drinking too much fizzy drink, he felt the need to groach repeatedly.”

by Billos May 7, 2019

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Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

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Groch

A skinny white Indian kid who's smile represents such of a monkey, A Groch also tends to get extremely angry over very insignificant things such as dying in Fortnite when Molo kills him and when he lose 10 nil to Charlie and Joel in a box fight (because he's trash).

Example of groch in a sentence:

Barry Scott: "Wow he is such a groch,"
Jim Smithel: "yeah i would never want to be a groch!"

by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020

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