Griswoldic

A foolishly impractical endeavor in the pursuit of family fun ideals

I led my family on a griswoldic hike to the end of Cape Cod.

Griswoldic by HuskyDoozy October 20, 2025

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

Tom Griswold by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Dirty Griswold 

When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.

I was watching Christmas Vacation and my girl's dog totally gave her a Dirty Griswold.

Dirty Griswold by DirdieBirdie December 6, 2016

Griswold High School 

Frightening, hellish, prison like location (Enter at your own risk)

I heard they call the police on 12 year olds at Griswold High Schools! WOWSER!

Griswold High School by Walter Branson ;) May 6, 2019

Clark Griswold 

Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.

(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much

(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.

John realized he went Clark Griswold on his house when he could see the lights from across town.

Clark Griswold by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009

Griswold mistake 

A major oversight or obvious err in judgement or planning. As in the movie National Lampoon's Vacation, the Griswold family drives cross-country to Wally World theme park to find that it was closed. Or, failing to see an obvious easier route, short-cut, shorter line or less crowded approach to anything while preoccupied following the masses. "Stupid tourist, sheep, rookie mistake".

After spending nearly an hour looking for parking, Ves realized his Griswold mistake of shopping at the mall on the weekend.

Griswold mistake by moreflare August 23, 2012

Clark Griswold-ing it 

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

Clark Griswold-ing it by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012