Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker
This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.
A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-
hard who can’
t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak
They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic
loser who will always be a
loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women
bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s
yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their
friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If
nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant
drama queens.
Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of
friends, talking to his
friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf
Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist
Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.
Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!
All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
