Grinker 

A person who intentionally prefers to eat more greens and veggies to save calories for drinking alcohol. Doesn't have to refer only to a person, but also to a type of lifestyle/philosophy.

I am a grinker, so please can you substite me french fries for a salad. And I will have a beer, please.
I generally stopped eating fat and fried dishes, so I can have drinks in the night and not get fat. Just a grinker lifestyle.

Grinker by prom11 February 6, 2019

Spice Grinder 

A hard-working underpaid sweatshop worker who provides curry for their family.

We should pay those spice grinder looking niggers less so we can make extra profit.

Spice Grinder by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Stump Grinder 

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

Stump Grinder by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

Asari Grinder 

One who gets his grind on with the Asari species in Mass Effect.

Dude, Sajam was getting his asari grinder on last night up in the clubs.

Asari Grinder by Bogeh July 20, 2009

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.

I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!

Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Granker 

Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!

Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!

Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021