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Greyliens 

An aborted concept in this realm where once beautiful beings go down any series of terrible evolutionary paths and result in a very small number of emotionless, blank-eyed beings that are only concerned with darting around the Universe really quickly to find what they once were or could've become.
Greyliens always crash land and die or fly back to wherever they came from when they discover homo sapiens on the third rock from this one sun in the milkyway. Same goes for the greenies. Horses hate Greyliens and so do Orcas, they like the ones with long hair and colored eyes.
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Nut Gremlins 

Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.
He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.
Nut Gremlins by Steve Ambrose-Leigh November 24, 2007

ass gremlins 

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!
I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!
ass gremlins by Grant June 18, 2006

poo gremlins 

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

internet gremlins 

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol

Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight
"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
Cum Gremlins by Mattyglide March 21, 2017

Gremlinshredding 

Gremlinshredding, Or Gremlinshred is used by the "Gremlin tamers" in the popular game osu! whenever one of the Gremlin Tamers performs well on a beatmap.
Player: Dude, i just fc'd everything will freeze

Player 2: Holy, You are gremlinshredding so hard right now bro.

Player: Thanks bro, that means a lot to me.
Gremlinshredding by GTamer August 2, 2023