Mattyglide's definitions

Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""

by Mattyglide March 21, 2017

Nosegasim

That feeling you get right before you sneeze

Omg I can feel it coming ah ah ah nosegasim!!

by Mattyglide December 9, 2021

meat marbles

Another definition for testicles !!

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!

by Mattyglide March 31, 2017

spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017

Swass

A more conservative way to define swamp ass a gentleman’s term for swamp ass if you will

Matt”Man this heat is horrible Andrew “ tell me about it I have a terrible case of swass “

by Mattyglide June 22, 2022