Greybeards
Greybeards by Kokocs April 13, 2021
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Graybeard
A middle-aged man. Old enough to have some white (gray) hair, but not completely white yet. Graybeards tend to think of themselves as wise and experienced, while younger people just consider them "old."
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greybeard balls
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graybeard
An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
graybeard by FishStampede January 25, 2009
greybeard
An extremely sexual and mysterious young man with prematurely grey hairs. Usually extremely skinny and attractive.
greybeard by flowerfist January 14, 2011
Unhand me you greybeard loon!
"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
Unhand me you greybeard loon! by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022
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