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Greybeards

A Bedwars god and a well-known player on Hypixel Networks
Greybeards totally slayed the bedwars tournament last night didn't he?
by Kokocs April 13, 2021
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Graybeard

A middle-aged man. Old enough to have some white (gray) hair, but not completely white yet. Graybeards tend to think of themselves as wise and experienced, while younger people just consider them "old."
Dude, I thought that graybeard would be humming Frank Sinatra, but when I walked by his office, he was jamming to Brother Ali!
by AndrewCr April 8, 2009
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greybeard balls

When your first sign of old age comes from the grey hairs on your balls rather than the hairs on your head or face
I realised im getting old cause of my greybeard balls
by baconfrazzles April 5, 2015
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graybeard

An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.

Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
I hate that comic shop, the owner is a total graybeard.
by FishStampede January 25, 2009
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greybeard

An extremely sexual and mysterious young man with prematurely grey hairs. Usually extremely skinny and attractive.
Look at that greybeard dancing, he's amazing!
by flowerfist January 14, 2011
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"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022
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