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Graybeard 

A middle-aged man. Old enough to have some white (gray) hair, but not completely white yet. Graybeards tend to think of themselves as wise and experienced, while younger people just consider them "old."
Dude, I thought that graybeard would be humming Frank Sinatra, but when I walked by his office, he was jamming to Brother Ali!
Graybeard by AndrewCr April 8, 2009

greybeard balls

When your first sign of old age comes from the grey hairs on your balls rather than the hairs on your head or face
I realised im getting old cause of my greybeard balls

graybeard 

An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.

Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
I hate that comic shop, the owner is a total graybeard.
graybeard by FishStampede January 25, 2009
An extremely sexual and mysterious young man with prematurely grey hairs. Usually extremely skinny and attractive.
Look at that greybeard dancing, he's amazing!
greybeard by flowerfist January 14, 2011

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019