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Grey Goosed 

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.
Last night Amy got grey goosed
Grey Goosed by Classic Amy July 13, 2019
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Grey Goose Wanker 

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.
Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.
Grey Goose Wanker by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013

Grey Goose 

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots
I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.
Grey Goose by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

grey goose 

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.
I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!
grey goose by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004

Grey Goose 

Popular vodka in USA. Colourless and weak scented. Therefore good to "spike" drinks. Very exclusive, termed in some hip hop songs by artists such as Shawnna and Rza.
Last night I was crunk on the Grey Goose and hip hop videos on in the club.
Grey Goose by magicloudz August 5, 2004

grey goose 

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.
9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.
grey goose by fafaf00ley February 1, 2005

grey goose disease 

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.
Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease
grey goose disease by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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