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A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)
The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.
by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011
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a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.
Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.
by El Negro September 11, 2004
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