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Grenk
Grenk by Adam_J Force-Change-Now July 16, 2004
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Clam Grenade
The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.
Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night
I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs
Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger
I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs
Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger
Clam Grenade by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022
grenade factory
(n) - a term used to describe a place/area where there is a high number of grenades or grenade launchers or where the grenades simply out number the hot chicks. This term is used in the same manner that "cockfest" would be used to describe a gathering of moslty dudes.
So how was the party last night bro? -It sucked, it was a total "grenade factory," so we left quick.
grenade factory by D-Rod928 September 7, 2010
Greek Deadline
"In other news, another Greek deadline for resolving their fiscal crisis has come and gone. Finance ministers are now saying that the REAL deadline for resolving this crisis is in two weeks."
Greek Deadline by GG top March 16, 2012
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004
Irish Hand Grenade
A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.
Irish Hand Grenade by Aelle February 6, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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