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Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021
Related Words
Grenke grendel greeked Gronked grunked granker grenkle Gronker Greinked greker

Grendeling 

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.
Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.
Grendeling by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009

Matt grinke 

KermitBud ofcourse, the youtube guy with the Kermit voice
Dang did you see Matt Grinke at the party, he sounded like Kermit the frog
Matt grinke by MagnumPie June 21, 2008

Gronkeydonkey 

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

grunkeradke 

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.
My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.
grunkeradke by Leannan September 6, 2006