Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.

1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.

by William A Rees January 23, 2011

grendel

A large beast from the epic poem Beowolf. Hates music, light, and having its arm chopped off.

Grendel terrorized an entire fortress until the hero Beowolf slew it.

by Suerte April 6, 2005

Grendel

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

grendel

A large roommate who enjoys sleeping on the floor, eating chocolate and killing innocent passers-by. Can be found in dark spaces lurking for you to get home.

Oh shit! Grendel's hungry!

by C-zizzle February 18, 2008

Grendel

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.

"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."

by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

Grendel

A female of a most certain significant level of haggardness; a female who possesses high levels of cellulite and rolls while containing more than one chin; a beat chick.

When Nick sobered up, he realized that he had fucked a Grendel.

by megahoner69 December 9, 2009

Grendel Shot

The shot in a porno where all you see is a set of balls slapping against a woman's vagina from behind.

Sally and I were watching "Pokeherhaunches:The Tight Indian" and I was getting all hot and bothered until the 30 second Grendel Shot.

by heavyarmament September 2, 2014