Grondel

The patch of skin located between the anal sphincter (asshole) and reproductive organ (bag'n'balls or puss depending on sex).

Dude! He just got kicked in the grondel!

by r00k September 1, 2004

Grondel

One who does not answer calls, refusing to accept calls and or not returning calls.

Dude, don't be a Grondel and call me back. I left him a Voice mail but he never returned my call. he is such a Grondel. Answer your phone Grondel.

by Ghiakrl December 22, 2016

grundel

Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 17, 2021

Grindeldore

In the Harry Potter fandom, Grindeldore is the term that identifies the slash ship featuring Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald. On October 19th, 2007 at Carnegie Hall in New York City, J.K. Rowling, the creator of the Harry Potter series, answered a fan's question about Dumbledore's love life by saying that she had always thought of him as gay and that he had fallen in love with Grindelwald.

My gaydar went off all over Grindeldore when I first read the Deathly Hallows, didn't yours?

by KirkWilkins November 7, 2007

Grendeling

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.

Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.

by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009

grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel

That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing

by PSK480 December 15, 2008

grundeler

someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.

Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker

by cuffin September 30, 2005