Greico 

The Grieco refers to the early 90s b-movie actor and star of 21 Jump Street, Richard Grieco. Richard Grieco spent much of the 1990s perfecting the douchebag look with his overly quaffed hair, excessive bling, tats, and leather jacket over a wife-beater t-shirt. Grieco is the source template for the modern day Douchebag, and so he has attained exalted status on our douche shrine and scrote hierarchy. Others, like The Baio, The Tyson, the Bluntbag and even our long missing The Shocker are sources of 'bag radiation. But none can compare to The Grieco for sheer pull.

He's so douchy he's Greico.

Greico by baghuntress May 8, 2009

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

geico hoe 

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

geico hoe by Lawtown October 23, 2008

gericondriac 

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

gericondriac by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Roman Greco'ed

Verb - When someone is stabbed in the back by a friend. Comes from Julius Caesar, whom was famously stabbed by Brutus in 44 BC

Hey I heard that Alex got that promotion that you were supposed to get for the work you've done.
Ya he totally Roman Greco'ed me. He's only been here for 6 years and I've been here 12.

Roman Greco'ed by eclemente April 19, 2011

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

greibol 

a radio, a song, or a line.

Subele a la greibol.

greibol by Dorianm November 4, 2007