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When you eat so much food from greggs bakers that you become boated and resemble that of a pregnant woman.

Damn boi I feel hella Greggnant after those sausage rolls

Greggnant by GeeGeorge December 2, 2018

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greggnant

A woman who is so far, that she could be mistaken for pregnant

(Used in reference to Gregg's Bakery)

Oi, Chardonnayy you look well Greggnant, you should lay off the pasties

greggnant by Born Too Slow November 27, 2016

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gregnant

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.

Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!

gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016

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greggopants

A man/penis lover

“I identify at straight” “woah dude I though you were greggopants”

greggopants by BryceDey February 11, 2022

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Gregnant

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?

Gregnant by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021

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gregnant

When Greg gets you pregnant

“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”

“What does gregnant mean?”

“She’s having Greg’s baby”

gregnant by Gibgab October 17, 2017

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Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

Gregnant by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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