Gergana is a beautiful girl. She is quiet before she gets comfortable with you, but once you get to know her it would be worth it. Gergana is hilarious and the most kind girl. She is the type who hides her sadness, to make others happy. She doesn't judge people by their looks or the first impression. Gergana may get her heart broken many times, but she is the strongest person you will meet. Letting go of her would be a great loss for you. She also has one of the most amazing bodies you'll see.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.