Greetles

A jovial greeting. A more fun way to say hello.
Opposite of toodles.

Greetles! How are you?

by James Perfect January 13, 2022

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Greebles

The small, spherical particles made by rubbing boogers in a circular motion between the thumb and index finger. This is typically done after picking ones nose in order to discard the boogers (particularly when there is nothing on which to whipe your finger).

An important characteristic of greebles is that, after drying, they become hard. This gives them a scratchy or abrasive quality which makes them undesirable when deposited in bed sheets or on couch cushions.

Dude #1: Dude!? Quit getting your greebles in my car!

Dude #2: What do you want me to do, bro? Wipe it on my jeans?

by Bravo Golf Hotel September 14, 2013

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greenless

Broke. No money.

Dude: "I heard Steve got a sweet job and is making a ton of cash now."

Guy: "Nah, man. He's greenless.

by Batman Jones June 23, 2009

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greenless

Someone who currently does not have any marijuana.

"Bro, let's blaze."

"Dude I cant', I'm greenless."

"Noo! Pick up then!!!"

by amz123 April 26, 2010

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Gretelese

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.

Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!

by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009

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