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Greebles 

The small, spherical particles made by rubbing boogers in a circular motion between the thumb and index finger. This is typically done after picking ones nose in order to discard the boogers (particularly when there is nothing on which to whipe your finger).

An important characteristic of greebles is that, after drying, they become hard. This gives them a scratchy or abrasive quality which makes them undesirable when deposited in bed sheets or on couch cushions.
Dude #1: Dude!? Quit getting your greebles in my car!

Dude #2: What do you want me to do, bro? Wipe it on my jeans?
Greebles by Bravo Golf Hotel September 14, 2013
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greenless 

Dude: "I heard Steve got a sweet job and is making a ton of cash now."

Guy: "Nah, man. He's greenless.
greenless by Batman Jones June 23, 2009

greenless 

Someone who currently does not have any marijuana.
"Bro, let's blaze."

"Dude I cant', I'm greenless."

"Noo! Pick up then!!!"
greenless by amz123 April 26, 2010

Gretelese 

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.
Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
Gretelese by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009

greebles 

germs, coodies, nasty unseen bacteria, yuckies, mcnasties
that hitchhiker i picked up left his ass greebles all over the back seat of my car! go take a shower and wash off all those sweat greebles!
greebles by mr stickel February 26, 2010

Greetest 

Brain: I am the greetest.

You: Thats greatest you fucking retard, get it together.
Greetest by eddyson August 2, 2013