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Greenwood, Mo 

A shithole that should have been absorbed by Lee's summit long ago. The only thing this place has is meth. Cheap meth. All of the kids here are on some drug. Probably meth. The cops will beat the shit out of you then say you drowned a 6 Month old aswell. The only town to be voted safest city in Missouri in 2017 then in 2019 have 2 murders in a town of less than 5,000 people. Someone should just burn this piece of shit down buts it's all so old the asbestos won't let it.
"A six month old was thrown into a pond today in Greenwood, Mo. Shortly after, the father who threw her went to the police department to confess to what he did. The police saved then toddler then the chief promptly beat the shit out of the schizophrenic cuck. He's now on leave and the FBI is investigating the town."
Greenwood, Mo by silentpolarbear August 1, 2019
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Mount Greenwood 

Neighborhood on the Far South Side of Chicago infested with white trash. There's a high prevalence of city workers here - mostly cops and firefighters. Mainly middle class. Full of obnoxious teenagers whose activities include drinking in the park, hanging out in the park, vandalizing, throwing snowballs and hiding (like pussies), smoking, drinking in the streets, walking around in herds, drinking in their parents garage, drinking, being racist, beating up mentally disabled kids, beating up black kids, grouping together to fight one kid, drinking, and essentially just acting like a bunch of dickweeds. Chicks sometimes typpp lkkk diss;; and are predominantly skanks. Like people from Oak Lawn, Evergreen Park, Beverly, and etc, they think that people genuinely give a shit about what neighborhood you live in. No, you are not hard because you are MTG BORN N RAISED. You are not hard because 10 of you beat up one kid. You are not hard because you have MTG REPRESENT - NO NIGGERS on your myspace. In fact, you have probably been an ignorant douchepacker since your daddy forgot to pull out.
Can't wait to move out of here.
*group of hard ass Mount Greenwood kids*
one kid: HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK IT'S A NIGGER
the rest: OH FUCK YES LET'S ALL FUCKING GANG UP ON THE FUCKING NIGGER COS IT TAKES A MOB OF US TO BEAT ON ONE FUCKING PERSON FUCK
Mount Greenwood by angryoldman January 14, 2010

Mount Greenwood 

A town in chicago that is full of hillbillys who live in trailers. They have many town bumbs, one of whichs name is Fred Morris who is a sex offeder. One of the main places to chill at is the "Agg Hill" it is a pretty fun place. Mount Greenwood people have fun dipping, hanging out in alleys, and getting wasted. Last year at the Agg Hill there was an event known as the "black attack" where a girl called black people who live in the projects on us to beat the shit out of us. Some of us fought back and some got held up. They ran away. Everyone called the cops while others called older brothers and older reletives to brawl them. It became the summer of 07's biggest event. The best eating place is Bennys Pizza but the hillbillys changed it to Wiseguys and it now sucks.
I partied in Mount Greenwood yesturday and it was gnarly becasue we got crunk,rocked out and fought the black kids.

Mount Greenwood 

A racist neighborhood in Chicago's southside. They hate on blacks because those Mountgreenwood hoes suck toes. They racist cuz they not use to being in schools with blacks. So they feel shity and act racist. They get mad cuz they have no color.
Mount Greenwood=====Cracker,Red Necks, Poor White Trash
Mount Greenwood by discrazy August 1, 2011

Mount Greenwood 

A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
Mount Greenwood by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

mount greenwood 

A place where only self centered boys hang out. The kids who go to schools in it think they rule the place.If they really did then how come they always hang with the girls from other schools. The reason they dont hang with other boys is because they have a ruler.
''wow in school today he made up a rhyme. mount greenwood a.k.a m.t.g. seven seven three.''
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