Greenle

Greenle is a total bitch. She will back stab u and loose all ur trust. She will also try to victimize herself in any situation. Don’t trust gremlins. 😘

Greenle started dating the guy I liked🫡

by Hdjshjwjwbs April 13, 2022

2 Greenies for a Blackie

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.

"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

Greeble

An entity that cats can see but humans can't. Cats are driven insane by them and must destroy them. Whenever you see a cat attack nothing with an insane fury, it's probably a greeble

Look at Mittens chase that greeble!

by ISeenAGreeble August 23, 2022

greenette

1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.

.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.

by erfv March 14, 2010

Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

by Gitarja August 26, 2020