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Green_Ninja by jsbnfjk8eayr January 9, 2008
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green ninja
n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.
2. A witless boob.
green ninja by Sendark April 25, 2005
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green ninja by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005
green ninja
The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
green ninja by Jeth September 6, 2005
green ninja
A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.
green ninja by The Green Ninja January 12, 2008
green ninja
when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.
green ninja by green ninja attacks April 6, 2011
green.ninja
the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.
green.ninja by steve November 3, 2004
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