Alison and I were going to make pancakes but she said we didn't have any batter. I told her to check her greasetrap because I left some there for her last night.
happens during the month of November (Movember) when highschoolboys attempt to grow a moustache and it ends up greasy and nothing at all like it's supposed to be.
Girl: "Ew. What the hell? Look at that greasestache."
Boy: "It's Movember, it's the best I can do."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"