Gravelknee

A knee scraped raw from a fall on gravel or pavement — gritty, stinging, and earned fair and square at full speed.

Leo came off his bike at the corner, got up with a gravelknee, and asked if the bike was okay first.

Gravelknee by Light Bearer October 25, 2026

Gravelined

the act of unsuccessfully atempting suicide 2 or more times, or a result of failing at everything

She is so bad at everything, she even Gravelined herself.

Gravelined by BBCHS_GENIUS January 15, 2010

Angry Gravekeeper 

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and just before you come you smack her in the head with a shovel, not too hard as you don't want to knock her out. At which point she should turn and you pull out and come in her eye. Then hand her the shovel and push her backwards onto a chair, holding her bruised head and squinting at you with a shovel in her hand, she will now remind you of an angry gravekeeper.

Gus: hey jack, I heard you gave Meg the angry gravekeeper last night.
Jack: yeah... she was pissed. I thought she was gonna hit me with the shovel.

Angry Gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

reverse angry gravekeeper 

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and your girlfriend pulls out, spins round and in hits you in the face with a shovel. As you stand up dazed and holding your head she pokes you in the eye, puts the shovel in your hands and pushes you backwards onto a chair, making you look like an angry gravekeeper.

Tom: When I was doing Sarah in the ass last night she gave me the reverse angry gravekeeper.
Ben: Didn't she do that in return for the angry gravekeeper you gave her last night.
Tom: Yeah. If I wasn't so dazed after she hit me with the shovel I would have smacked her in the face with it.

reverse angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Houdini gravekeeper 

When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet and hits her in the head with a shovel. You then come in her eye and your friend starts to do her in the ass. At this point you hit her with the shovel until she becomes unconscious, not too hard because you don't want to kill her, and put the shovel in her hands like a gravekeeper.

Joe: You called Becky after we gave her that Houdini gravekeeper last night.
Sam: I think she forgot after we knocked her out but I'm too scared to call and find out.

Houdini gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

Dead angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025