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Jot Gritty 

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.
Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.
Jot Gritty by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023
Related Words
Gratty gritty grotty Gatty Gratton GrittyKitty Gnatty Grafty Grasty gratta

Dead Grotty

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty
Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"
I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.
grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006
Word of the Day on July 19, 2023
"Grattering", or having a "gratter" is a term for a person, who uses social networking to meet several girls, and flirt with them all at the same time... Or you can even have individual gratters. To "gratter" you have to know them in some way. It is harmless flirting that means nothing, normally, but in some cases, leads to an actual relationship.
*on msn* Gratter: "Hey baby, you were looking pretty in school today, and you're really nice...:) <3 xx"
Gratter by GratterLol June 13, 2011

Gritty Uncle 

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
Gritty Uncle by dcruzado January 25, 2011
In general terms, an uncomfortable place. A dusty, awkward corner. Usually the gap sometimes created between a single bed when moved slightly away from the wall.
"What's up with you? Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?"
"Certainly did. I woke up to find myself halfway down the gratey!"
Gratey by chris wheelie April 28, 2005