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Gritty Uncle
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The process
of
masturbating
with sand in your
hands
.
1)
Tom Hanks
in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his
loneliness
. It was not
pleasant
.
Gritty Uncle
by
dcruzado
January 25, 2011
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