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A catchall word that can mean most things, but is often a negative term. Also used as an exclamation of excitement.
1. Henry really gratched in his race yesterday, he won by 30 seconds.
2. Nick says that his shins are gratched from the workout yesterday.
3. We got toilet paper and gratched their house.
4. GO GO GO! GRATCH!
Gratch by danpiratesfan April 20, 2018
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Gratchling 

A Gratchling is someone who will not and can not control their undying rage, loneliness, and horniness.
My boyfriend is so lonely horny and irritable, he's such a gratchling
Gratchling by Feeglesnort June 13, 2023
Another word for thank you, and is short or another form of gratzi, which in Italian also mean thank you.
Here's the ice cream you asked for.

Ohh, gratchi.
gratchi by Reychelle Reyes January 23, 2008
Behavior or actions which can be seen as mean or extremely uncaring.
Guy #1: "My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend."

Guy #2: "That's gatcho."
gatcho by GabeSapien March 30, 2008

gratchooity 

A tip so small it is in fact something to sneeze at.
He figured their server - "My name is Jason and I'll be taking care of you this evening" - having spilled water all over the table, and their laps, having left chunks of cork in their wine, having believed that 'medium-well' and 'medium rare' were indistinguishable and trying to persuade them of same, and having asked, "You two really a couple? ... Hot chick like this actually went out with you???" before turning to her and asking what she was doing next weekend, and lastly, sneezing on their desserts... deserved an appropriate tip, he calculated Jason's gratchooity, rounding it down to the closest dime.
gratchooity by Monkey's Dad December 1, 2022
(n.) a guido who uses his own gizz as hair gel; at first glimpse it seems as though he has dandruff except shampoo won't solve this problem; often he will give away some way or another that he actually is a gracho by saying something so ignorant even a day walker guid would say "are you fuckin serious right now you fuckin gracho?"; a gracho will usually smell of a strong semen/cologne mix(equivalent to mixing bisquick and some brand of cologne) and camp around young females; around 90% of people who make first contact with a gracho will usually puke in their mouth
Yo is there a fucking gracho talking to my sister
gracho by theguynextdoor March 14, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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