The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of
Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will
dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only
eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local
top-40 station played Poker
Face, Bad Romance,
Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.