Gympocalypse

Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....

....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!

Gympocalypse by Mr.FD February 9, 2010

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gaypocalypse

The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.

The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?

gaypocalypse by the1mills June 9, 2019

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Gympocalypse • gaypocalypse • Grapocalypse

gaypocalypse

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.

"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!

gaypocalypse by The Divine Grace March 4, 2010

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Grapocalypse

Mardi Gras + Apocalypse = Grapocalypse

Nick: hey what you guys doing next weekend?

Raheel: nothing big brah, just grapocalypse.

Grapocalypse by Grapoclypse March 12, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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