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grapeshot 

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.
1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.
grapeshot by Opposable March 16, 2011

grapestate 

The state in which everything you see is purple.
BOI last night at the concert, I was in total grapestate.
grapestate by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016
A force of pushing grapes down someones throat
Im a Grapest im gonna grape you

Chris: Im gonna grape you tonight

Lisa: Im looking forward to it
Grapest by GRAPEDOWNTHROAT December 7, 2010

Grapestomping 

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot
Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”
Grapestomping by WH262 February 28, 2018
Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.
Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.
grapeshit by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

Grapeshot 

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.
"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"
Grapeshot by Grapeshot July 13, 2014